May 15, 2005

Writing Competition

by PG

The topic isn't horribly uninteresting, but I'd much rather write a song parody. This was inspired by one disgruntled Law Reviewer's remark, "Ah, writing competition, the pie-eating contest in which the prize is... more pie."

(To the tune of "Candy Everybody Wants")

If bluebookin' is the candy,
if it's deadlines they want to meet,
then we, give 'em what they want.
Hey, hey, give 'em what they want.

So their eyes are, growing hazy,
'cause they wanna turn it in,
so their minds are hard and crazy.
Well, hey, give 'em what they want.

If bluepenc'lin' is the candy,
if cite checking tastes so sweet,
then we give 'em what they want.

So their eyes are, growing hazy,
'cause they wanna turn it in,
so their minds are hard and crazy.
Well... who do you wanna blame?

Hey, hey, give 'em what they want.

If bluebookin' is the candy,
if cite checking tastes so sweet,
then we, give 'em what they want.

So their eyes are, growing hazy,
'cause they wanna turn it in,
so their minds are hard and crazy.
Well... who do you wanna blame?

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