I heard through the grapevine that DeNovo was
auditioning new contributors hosting Survivor. And then it dawned on me that I haven't posted here since December 9, 2005. I have a total of 14 posts (this makes 15), which is one (now two) more than Wings&Vodka. Apparently the UT contributors are not verbose, and hopefully one of the two UT hopefuls will not follow in our footsteps. Unlike Mr. &Vodka, I am not EIC of law review and can't blame my absence on journal work. I'll blame it on alcohol instead.
My job this summer isn't law related. Well, it's slightly law related. I'll spare the gory details and just say that I don't get paid much, I don't get 2-hour lunches at fancy restaurants, and I'll make the same amount this summer as many of my friends make in about a week and a half. I'm bitter for the first time in my life, and my goal each day is to refrain from running down my interns in the parking lot. There is a lesson to be learned here, I'm sure, I just haven't figured it out yet.
In addition to not paying much, my current job also places me at a computer with Big Brother all over it. MySpace? Blocked. Facebook? Blocked. Webmail? Blocked (but now I just forward everything to my work email so that I can still answer my social email). Blogs? Blocked. Anything worth reading on the internets? Blocked, with the exception of things that Google has cached. It's Sucky McSuckerton, really. Like I said, I'm bitter. So, while I promised PG that I'd post more this summer, my plans have been foiled by SmartFilter. In the meantime I'll try to post on the weekends when I have access to things worth accessing. Of course, judging by the date of my last post, it's not like you all would have missed me anyway.
So... now when do I get to start voting people off the island?