In case the 9th Circuit cites anything I write on this blog, I don't want Prof. Volokh, or anyone else for that matter, to be confused about who I am. So, I'm currently a rising 3L at Boalt Hall. I still want to do something with the theme of The Simpsons and the Law. I'm summering at some firm. My billables are not as high as my world cup hours. In fact, my TiVo can easily accomodate all my billables, but not my world cup habit for some strange reason. So, with these impeccable credentials out in the marketplace of ideas, I hope that some clerk will find a way to cite my law school insults post.