I tried to amuse myself during final exams with idiotic away messages on AIM that had a vague connection to whatever take-home I was working on. I can't imagine the usefulness of me posting this other than a gerbil in a cage somewhere might find it amusing. But here they are:

Con Law: Structural Issues

"Power to tax tax tax and spend spend spend spend spend..."
"Executive Austin Powers"
"Making like the Dormant Commerce Clause and sleeping"
"Impeaches and cream"
"Limits on Judicial Rearview"
"Trick or Treaty Powers"
"Much like the Lochner Era, I now have nothing to do with Con Law"

Resolution of Private International Disputes

"Resolution of Private International Disputes, solution 1: cross-border make-up sex. That is all"