This has got to be the most procrastinated competition ever. Except maybe for the first Survivor: Blogosphere.

The first challenge to those who wish to succeed the estimable Mr. Andvodka is to answer one or more of the following questions:

1) What are the justices giving their future clerks as "Good luck on the bar exam" gifts?

2) Is it possible to make a good reality show that relates to law (other than the COPS format)? If so, describe.

3) Write a song parody. [I promise not to steal it for Columbia's Law Revue spring show. I'll send you a $1 licensing fee and put your name in the program if we use it.]