July 12, 2004

Wings&Vodka: The Passionate Blogger to His Love

by Wings&Vodka

Come let me clerk for you, my love,
And we will all the rumors prove:
That I would travel ‘round the globe
For just one peek beneath thy robe.

And I will read thru ev’ry brief
As thru a naughty mag I’d leaf.
And with your smile, ever so toothy,
You’ll call me Mike, and I you Ruthie.

And I’ll reread your sweet opinion
Right from U.S. v Virginia,
And in my eyes you’ll clearly see
My love for sex…equality.

Our hearts will be put to the test,
And your benchmates might this protest;
But if he should say something crass,
I’ll gladly kick Scalia’s ass.

My love for you, 'tis deep as Hades,
So if you’d just ignore my grades,
Then to D.C. I’d gladly move
To clerk for thee and be thy love.

July 12, 2004 11:58 PM | TrackBack


Posted by: Soupie at July 13, 2004 12:13 AM

Wings, you've outdone yourself. ;-)

Posted by: Chris Geidner at July 13, 2004 12:47 AM

Funniest thing I have ever read. Seriously.

Posted by: stew at July 13, 2004 01:11 AM

Wow, meter, rhyme, wit, wings, and vodka -- what a package!

Posted by: Adam at July 13, 2004 01:21 AM

Vodka wins, hands down.

Posted by: Zemo at July 13, 2004 01:26 AM

Bravo Mike--way to represent for all Texas law students.

Posted by: David at July 13, 2004 10:35 AM

"You’ll call me Mike, and I you Ruthie."

So funny!

Posted by: Sean S at July 13, 2004 11:57 AM

Too funny! Well done.

Posted by: Jennifer at July 13, 2004 02:06 PM

good stuff

Posted by: Balasubramani at July 13, 2004 02:47 PM

Beautifully executed Mike. You make UT slackers proud.

Posted by: Tbag at July 13, 2004 02:58 PM

Can we forget the other contestants and crown DeNovo's newest champion? Either that or provide immunity until the final round.

Great stuff!

Posted by: JSJ at July 13, 2004 05:15 PM

What kind of sick gene pool are you from anyway??

Posted by: Elyane Laussade at July 13, 2004 05:45 PM
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